the flash relationship

This dude comes from nowhere sweeps u off ur feet. Romances u, seranades u lyk crazy.and before u know it, you are in love and he's gone. Yup gone lyk a flash! Very annoying! How to avoid such? Well in my opinion u can't avoid him just protect yourself from hote random men who are just extremely romantic.

The Disney Princess Effect

I was watching yet another cliched romcom today( I was feeling down and I needed amusement) and I realised that as women, girls females call it what u like we are brought up watching and reading all these useless and pathetic fairytales bout prince charming or mr right. Am not an expert, in fact looking at my track record with guys am far from it but I do knw one thing, I blame disney!
Ok ladies, they aint no such thing as mr right or even worse prince charming!!! Real life men aren't perfect, they forget bday, oh to buy the milk, they swear n drink n smoke and some the really horrible ones well they cheat. But it doesn't mean they don't make good partners for people. They do, they make great partners at tyms even! But they aint prince charming no more than you are princess charming! So ladies, give men a break and just enjoy relationhips for what they are!

Madness!!

I've come to the conclusion that am surrounded by mad people. Whom I love ofcourse, but they are all mad beings. I'd love to say that am the normal one but who am I kidding. I get kicks frm burning stuff and I always have an urge to shoot people, which makes it a good thing that I dnt have a gun. So the mad people around me, well, they are special. I love these people. They keep me goin. This posts dedicated to all my family and friends(most of u are family by now anyways) without your madness I wouldn't be 'sane' !!!

Facebook, Twitter, etc!!!!!!

Ok these social websites we insist on joining, twitter, facebook and every other imaginable and unimaginable name for a social site. I think they are the devils work, they are so addictive and the turn you into a freaking paranoid mess of a stalker. Am sure every1 will agree with me that we've all stalked someones page or the other( my hands up on this one). Especially your significant others page. Am going to admit it, I've stalked his page, though I prefer to call "monitoring". Coz that's what am doing, am just "checking up" on him. But that has led to useless paranoia way too many times. If I see that a hot chick and him are friends now or she's written on his wall etc, I got thru a million thoughts. But then I look at myself in the mirror and I get over it. These sites are also kinda embarassing, like FB , my best FB thing is when they go 'so n so are now no longer in a relationship'. Or so n so are in a complicated relationship. Why would you want people knowin you're having issues in you relationship. And then twitter or should we call it stalkerville! A site perfect for stalkers. As much as am bitching bout it, am addicted. After this post I'll go check my FB n twitter messages. And ofcourse I love FB coz I keep in contact with my lovely sexxy eyed lil sis Tamika(love you) and a whole bunch of friends all over the globe.though one thought always crosses my mind, we busy making some one else rich. Lucky bastards!!!MXM

Shades of Grey!

When I was younger(not sayin am old right now, just slightly older than younger) I used to think that everything in line was simple and straight forward. It was either yes or no, u had it or you didn't, black or white, etc. But as my life went on and I experienced different relationship dynamics, thats when I have come to realise that they aint no such thing. Every thing , especially relationships, they are all kinds of shades of grey. Things get mixe up so bad that you never know what's what. Its all just one puddle of grey murky waters. But they way I look at it, it makes things more interesting in life. Spices up this drama we call life. So I guess what am saying is am grateful for the different kinds/shades of grey though at tyms it frustrates me!

Disappoint or Anger

What's worse? Disappointment or anger and annoyance? The thing about anger is that you get over it. Anger, you get angry, have a bitch fit , have way too much ice cream or alcohol,whichever one you prefer. And after that u get over it. Move on with your life. Now disappointment, well this ones a difficult one, you are so let down by the person that you don't have energy for anger. I just think disappointment's just way worse especially if it happens often.

Dr Phil!

So tyra, except for being a skinny bitch(this tym the insults intended) she's kinda dumb aint she? Am watching her show and she's busy giving useless advice to all these divorced women. Ok so my question is, wat gives ha the right to tell these women such things? Its absolute bull crap, its like me with the 22yrs of life experience which I have giving advice to my mother. I knw to a certain extent age n experience duznt mean u can't give good advice but really tyra and ha other idiotic friend orprah shud just shut up. Dr phil on the other hand, ah dudes my hommie, he can talk as much as he wants, y am I on his side, its simple he has the qualifications behind him.the man has a degree in the right field, not one in modelling or yo yo dieting!

Sexxxy Teletubby!

So, here I am busy eating my so called fat free yoghurt and watching tv and I've decided to add my two sense to the weight talk, you know the one about media puts a bad light on the weight issue. Well am on the chubby side of life, am even called a sexy teletubby by one of my friends, note the sexy bit. So am am watchin tv(tyra and ha nonsense is on) eatin wat I deem to be a healthy breakfast food, all I see is skinny bitches. And kudos to them hey, but wat about the rest of us real life chubby but still sexy women. I mean it aint fair and am touched, well not really, but anyways all am saying is they shud throw the rest of us a bone. And pliz don't tell me we have oprah, coz that aint exactly sexy as compared to tyra. Anyways, am just rambling, guess am jealous of the stupid skinny bitches, (insults not intended ofcourse)! But to all the sexy teletubbies out there, ladies do ur thing but also control that issue coz there's a point were sexy teletubby name can't hold anymore! As my baby would say, mwa mwa! Keep it sexy!

Just a thought!

Its been a while since I've written anything and am dedicating this post to my friend Orama.
So life hey, is it just me who feels like its one very very extremely huge production. And I for one am very grateful to be part of it, in fact since I can't act to save my life its nice to know someone has added me in their own production and well I thank you, thank you emmensely!

Anger, hurt and annoyance! Which is which!

The sad thing about break ups is the anger and hurt or maybe annoyance. You can be hurt by all the things you hear your ex-significant other was os is apparently doing after your break-up. You can be so hurt or so angry. But then again, you can be annoyed, annoyed that u aint the one who went around playing first. You have this thought of killing them or watching revenge. And then you come back to life after all the anger, hurt and annoyance is gone, you realise that you loved the person and they might had no respect for you but you have respect for yourself. They hurt you but you won't stoop down to their level. You wallow by yourself and you might cry but their loss. You'll be fine. So u keep ur head up watch an episode of big bang theory and smile. Ans quietly say in your face bitches!